mjalti:

Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook

(via favoritelatina)

frankoceanspinkhair:

can’t wait to high five my husband after sex for the rest of my life

(via nicaprincess)

vampireapologist:

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

(via mashallahwallahi)

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

(via mikiminachofficial)

halalbosnian:

who am I supposed to invite to my wedding when i have like three friends and dislike most of my family?

(via nicaprincess)

xenosagaepisodeone:

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

(via librecomoelmar)

jehovahhthickness:

Some of y’all never had a Paramore, Green Day, Simple Plan, AFI & My Chemical Romance phase and it shows!

(via bodysanctuary)

penguindrum:

most romantic thing anyone can do is get u one of those giant ass rilakkumas

(via moonlightangel)

pyomorphic:

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

(via honeyy-trap)

theglowpt2:

i think cutting family members who have hurt and traumatized you out of your life is very fun and fresh and sexy and i think that people who says things like “family is family” or question people for their choice to do something like that have no understanding of just how bad it can be

(via cocoaflowerrs)

mistysutton:

me, braless in my room eating grapes: i hate men

(via gradient)

mothurs:

friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress

(via thebootydiaries)

siobhanblank:

I remember some YouTuber tweeting like “TV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didn’t have all this sjw bullshit” and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x

(via cocoaflowerrs)